No-One Ever Has Sex On A Tuesday: A Very Funny Romantic Novel – Tracy Bloom


A Stand-Out New Romantic Comedy

No-One Ever Has Sex On A Tuesday was so funny! Tracy Bloom has done a fantastic job of writing this book, and creating so many humourous moments in her writing. Throughout the story I was bursting out with laughter, and on more than one occasion I was asked by others what was so hilarious!Megan Reading in the Sunshine (Amazon Top 500 Reviewer)

I utterly adored this book. It’s extremely funny and has your eyes bulging out in excitement waiting for the next page. It is full of every day problems that we all face and has some seriously amazing twists in. It’s emotional in every different way possible and really will have you not wanting to put it down.Pyjama Book Girl

Never has a one-night stand led to such chaos!

Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again after they end up in bed together following a school re-union. So all is forgotten… until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy’s baby. Oblivious to the mayhem unfolding, Matthew’s highly-strung wife frets over giving birth to twins and Katy’s much younger boyfriend refuses to take fatherhood seriously.

Love and life are messy but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot.

How will they navigate their way through this almighty cock-up?

More about the author

Tracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK’s leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties and people who struggled to understand her strange Derbyshire accent she wrote the romantic comedy, NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY.

Her new Connecticut friends however took a shine to her British sense of humour and encouraged her to share her words with a wider audience. NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY went on to be successfully published internationally and became a number 1 best selling e-book in the UK. So now Tracy has a new dream job, making people laugh and sometimes cry through her writing.

Back in England now and cracking on with writing about other people who screw up their lives in a hilarious fashion. Having successfully released SINGLE WOMAN SEEKS REVENGE and I WILL MARRY GEORGE CLOONEY (BY CHRISTMAS), the much anticipated NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX IN THE SUBURBS is her latest novel to be launched into the world.